What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 23:58

The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.